(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Walter

Casey Daron - Happy Easter/Passover, Muppet fans! It dawned on me that I haven't spotlighted one of the most important Muppets of all time: Walter! So, this week, I have compiled Walter's greatest quotes. If this little guy doesn't make you proud to be a Muppet fan, I don't know what does!

"Your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten! All you need to do is show 'em again!"

~ Walter, The Muppets

"Throw me again!"

~ Walter, The Muppets

"Please, Kermit... You're my hero. You're on my watch." 

~ Walter, The Muppets

"Don't you guys remember? You're the Muppets! You do this to music!"

~ Walter, The Muppets

"I don't think they use the studio for anything but tours anymore."

"Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor, like there's a country called Turkey." 

~ Gary and Walter, The Muppets

"There's oil under this studio, see? Sweet, sweet oil!"
"People still talk like that?"
"Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head..."

~ Walter and Mary, The Muppets

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