Later this year, Disney will be releasing a calendar for 2012 featuring Muppet movie parodies. One would think that, with the countless films being released every year, there would be tons and tons up for lampooning by the Muppets. Well, think again, apparently, because Disney feels the need to release a calendar of the same, lame 1990's movie parodies. This includes parodies of completely forgotten movies such as Patton ("Ratton"), Lawrence of Arabia ("Lawrence of Amphibia"), and Rebel Without a Cause ("Rodent Without a Cause"). This is incredibly lazy on Disney's part... they didn't even include the recent Muppet*Vision 3D parody posters ("BEAK-E," "Wild Frogs," "High School Mayhem")!
Disney could have easily given us something better than this, for so many reasons... especially considering that the fine folks over at Empire Online have over thirty hip, new parody posters for movies that people actually know about. Check them all out on their site and check out some of our favorites here below!
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, firstname.lastname@example.org