Answers from BJ Wanlund
1. Who are your three favorite characters
from The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight, The Jim Henson Hour,
the Muppet movies, etc. and why?
That's like asking me to choose a favorite child! I love
them all, but my three very favorites are Gonzo (which will figure into another
answer later on), Beaker (mainly because he's one of the funniest Muppet of
the entire crew) and (in a bizarre twist) Uncle Deadly (mainly because when he
was on he was absolutely hysterical).
2. Who are your three favorite characters
from Sesame Street and why?
This one is WAY easier. Grover, Ernie, and Bert. Grover is what I feel is what Elmo SHOULD have been: A monster that was
overly cute, but not overtly so. Ernie and Bert, along with Grover, have
been my favorites since I was a child, and since I have Asperger syndrome, a
higher-functioning form of autism, it actually makes sense that these three
have been my favorites for the longest time. So yeah, when Grover took
over the @sesamestreet Twitter for "The Monster At The End of This Twitter
Conversation," I was absolutely in Grover fan heaven along with the rest
of the Internet.
3. Who are your three favorite characters
from Fraggle Rock and why?
Gobo, Wembley, and Red. And I'm NOT just saying this to
please a certain Chris Hardwick and his friend Karen Prell (I'm jealous the two
of you are friends, BTW), but I think Gobo was the most sane one of the Fab
Five, Wembley was the excitable one, and Red was the tomboyish one. But
the interactions these three had along with the other members of the Fab Five
were priceless and made the show that much more memorable.
4. What is your favorite television program starring
any of Jim Henson's creations (e.g. The Muppet Show,Sesame
Street, Fraggle Rock, Dinosaurs, etc.) and why?
Jim Henson's Muppet Babies. I watched this show when I was
very, very small, and I remember my father taping episodes of this off of CBS
for me (and I would love nothing more than those old commercials to be restored
along with the rest of the show onto Blu-Ray or digital download as a result). This show was, and still is, the most imaginative, creatively made show
on television. Absolutely NO show, before or since, has even come close
to matching this show's creativity, imagination, and inspiration. Plus,
this is why I love Gonzo. Baby Gonzo, voiced by Russi Taylor, was, and
is, the very best thing about that show. From the various situations poor
Baby Gonzo put himself into to the great parody elements that brought on, this
show has truly withstood the test of time like no other cartoon from those
days. Of course, I'd love it if Disney finally put this amazing show onto
DVD, Blu-Ray, and/or digital download, but I am very biased towards this show,
and it has a special place like no others in my Muppet fan heart.
5. What is your favorite Muppet movie and why?
Too easy: The Muppet Christmas Carol. Paul Williams's
effortless songwriting, the heart shown by all the characters, including Beaker
and Kermit, and the best part of all: Michael Caine's definition to my mind of
how the role of Ebenezer Scrooge is SUPPOSED to be played. Michael Caine
played this role like I believe everyone should play this role: With a ton of
heart, but with a twinge of evil until the very end. Not even the movie
that came after (Muppet Treasure Island) came even remotely close to this
one in terms of heart, humor, etc.
6. What is your favorite Muppet/Sesame/Fraggle song
and why?
As far as the Muppet song specifically, I'm going to give you
one of my personal favorites of just Muppets performing, and that is "Rainbow Connection." I have a very special emotional connection with that song in that the
version performed at the end of The Muppet Movie was quoted in my high school
yearbook from senior year in the section that was dedicated to "senior
ads." I still get teary-eyed thinking about how sweet my mom was to
do that for me.
Of course, I have to do at least one Muppet Babies song. Obviously. My very favorite song from Muppet Babies is "The
Future Is Counting On You" from Muppet Babies: The Next Generation.
Second favorite is "Guiding Star" from Where No Muppet Has Gone
Before.
7. If you could have dinner with any living Muppet
performer who would you choose and why?
I think I'd like to have dinner with Dave Goelz, just because
he's awesome.
8. If you could tell Jim Henson one thing, what
would it be?
Thank you. Thank you for giving me and so many others the
kind of pure joy that would have been impossible to experience otherwise.
9. If the President called you and asked to discuss Muppet
projects, what would you tell him was the "Greatest Muppet Moment of
All Time"?
Yikes, that's tough. I think I'll go with when Kermit is
sitting on the log in The Muppet Movie, just Kermit and his banjo, and singing
about rainbows, what's on the other side, and all of that.
10. What's the name of that song?
"La-dee-dah-dee-dum…" (because why not?)
11. If a judge ruled that Grover had to be your
personal assistant for a month, what jobs would you have him do?
Just being Grover. And being a motivator. That'd be
the only things I'd make him do.
12. In your opinion, what is
the worst Muppet production ever made?
Easy: The Muppets' Wizard of Oz. Not only did this total
misfire of a production have the unfortunate distinction of being the first
Muppets project under the Disney umbrella, this was just the WORST thing ever. And it wasn't just Ashanti that made this movie totally awful, either. The part of the Scarecrow was woefully miscast as Kermit, the Cowardly
Lion sounded way too much like Bert to be even remotely believable as Fozzie,
and the songs were worse than Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.
13. Who is one celebrity you would love to see cameo
in the next Muppet movie?
I am going to cheat here and have two, but it'll make sense:
Carol Burnett and Vicki Lawrence. Carol because she needs to redeem just
how bad her Muppet Show episode was (sorry Carol, that didn't showcase your
many talents at all) and Vicki so that they can bring the "Hannah Montana"
crowd in to see the movie. Because I felt that there were too many bad
cameos in the last Muppets movie.
14. If you could take a picture
with any Muppet, who would you choose and how would you pose?
Gonzo, and I'd pose with just plain old jazz hands, because why
not.
15. What is your favorite piece of Muppet
merchandise that you own? (Feel free to include a picture!)
I do not have a picture handy at the moment, but I am proud to
own no less than 3 Muppet Babies McDonalds VHS tapes (Daily Muppet, Snow White
and the Seven Muppets, and The Great Muppet Cartoon Show), along with every
single Muppet Babies VHS tape Disney released under the Jim Henson Video line,
including Time to Play (with the episodes Muppet Babies: The Next Generation
and Beauty and the Schnoz), Explore With Us (with the episodes The New
Adventures of Kermo Polo and Transcontinental Whoo-Whoo), Let's Build
(with the episodes Six to Eight Weeks and Eight Flags Over The Nursery), and Be
My Valentine (with the episode My Muppet Valentine, my favorite MB episode
ever).
BJ Wanlund has been a Muppets fan all his life, and is eagerly
awaiting the glorious day when Disney stops being jerks about Jim Henson's
Muppet Babies on current home video formats.
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