"Why does everyone always blame dogs?"~ Rowlf the Dog, The Muppets Take Manhattan
"Why wasn't I in the montage? I thought my story was pretty interesting!"
~ Rowlf the Dog, The Muppets
"And if you remain callous and obdurate, I..."
"What's obdurate?"
"I dunno, Sam."
~ Rowlf the Dog and Sam Eagle, The Muppet Show
"My entire career as a television educator, nipped in the bud!"~ Rowlf the Dog, Sesame Street Pitch Tape
"Woof woof! Bark bark! ...It helps to know a second language."
~ Rowlf the Dog, The Great Muppet Caper
"Boy, is this piano outta tune! I love outta tune pianos."
~ Rowlf the Dog, A Muppet Family Christmas
"It's not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad."
~ Rowlf the Dog, The Muppet Movie
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com
Love them! Another couple of favorites of mine, both from Muppet Family Christmas:
ReplyDelete"I was chasing a car and boy am I exhausted" and "Not so wee, I was paper trained"
:)