Jan 15, 2012
(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Fozzie Bear
"My problem was my need to tell jokes."
"Yeah! That was our problem too!"
~ Fozzie Bear and Floyd Pepper, The Muppet Show Episode 311
"No, he's not gonna sell your plunger."
~ Fozzie Bear to Gonzo, The Muppet Movie
"If you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes just like ginger ale!"
~ Fozzie Bear, The Great Muppet Caper
"Oh Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?"
"Oh, just for the halibut!"
~ Rowlf the Dog and Fozzie Bear, The Muppet Show Episode 301
"We should travel by map!"
~ Fozzie Bear, The Muppets
"Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing!"
~ Fozzie Bear as Squire Trelawney, Muppet Treasure Island
"There was this sailor, who was so fat--"
"How fat was he?!"
"He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all..."
~ Fozzie Bear and a Drunken Sailor, The Muppet Movie
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, firstname.lastname@example.org