1 The Muppet Mindset: (Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Fozzie Bear

Jan 15, 2012

(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Fozzie Bear

Ryan Dosier - I know what you're thinking... Casey Daron usually writes the (Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes pieces! Well, you would be right. But Casey is busy, and we needed a fun article for today... so here we are spotlighting that furry, fuzzy, funny-man... fabulous, free-wheeling, fast and frantic, Fozzie Bear!

"My problem was my need to tell jokes."
"Yeah! That was our problem too!"
~ Fozzie Bear and Floyd Pepper, The Muppet Show Episode 311

"No, he's not gonna sell your plunger."
~ Fozzie Bear to Gonzo, The Muppet Movie

"If you put enough sugar in this stuff it tastes just like ginger ale!"
~ Fozzie Bear, The Great Muppet Caper

"Oh Fozzie, what are you carrying the fish for?"
"Oh, just for the halibut!"
~ Rowlf the Dog and Fozzie Bear, The Muppet Show Episode 301

"We should travel by map!" 
~ Fozzie Bear, The Muppets

"Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing!"
~ Fozzie Bear as Squire Trelawney, Muppet Treasure Island 

"There was this sailor, who was so fat--"
"How fat was he?!"
"He was so fat that everybody liked him, and there was nothing funny about him at all..."
~ Fozzie Bear and a Drunken Sailor, The Muppet Movie

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com

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