(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Sam the Eagle

Casey Daron - Hello Everyone! Welcome back to (Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes! Today we spotlight the most American Muppet of all, Sam the Eagle! Even though Sam thinks the Muppets are SICK and WIERD, he still manages to stay with the Muppets after all these years. Now's your chance to be a true American by reading these quotes!

"At times like these, I am proud to be an American."
~ Sam the Eagle, The Great Muppet Caper

"Work hard lad, and one day, your life will be as solid as this very building--" CRASH! "--Huh. I've been meaning to fix that shelf."
~ Sam the Eagle, The Muppet Christmas Carol

"It seems the words on my coffee mug are right: 'It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with turkeys.'"
~ Sam the Eagle, It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie

"It's called 'A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America.'"
~ Sam the Eagle, Muppet*Vision 3D

"Is the Captain bad tempered? The man is a raging volcano, tormented by inner demons the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom!"
~ Sam the Eagle, Muppet Treasure Island

BONUS! This is a quote from The Muppets found in the new book, Frogs are Funny!

"What should you do if someone gives you a large boulder as a present? Take it for granite! Wocka! Wocka!"
~ Fozzie Bear, The Muppets

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com