Oct 3, 2011
(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Sam the Eagle
"At times like these, I am proud to be an American."
~ Sam the Eagle, The Great Muppet Caper
"Work hard lad, and one day, your life will be as solid as this very building--" CRASH! "--Huh. I've been meaning to fix that shelf."
~ Sam the Eagle, The Muppet Christmas Carol
"It seems the words on my coffee mug are right: 'It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with turkeys.'"
~ Sam the Eagle, It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie
"It's called 'A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America.'"
~ Sam the Eagle, Muppet*Vision 3D
"Is the Captain bad tempered? The man is a raging volcano, tormented by inner demons the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom!"
~ Sam the Eagle, Muppet Treasure Island
BONUS! This is a quote from The Muppets found in the new book, Frogs are Funny!
"What should you do if someone gives you a large boulder as a present? Take it for granite! Wocka! Wocka!"
~ Fozzie Bear, The Muppets
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, email@example.com