Remember to watch Miss Piggy on The Wendy Williams Show and The Bonnie Hunt Show tomorrow! Check your local listings.
Today on The Muppet Mindset, the intern, the British Corespondent, and I have gotten together to formulate The Top Twenty Reasons to Buy Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody from Amazon or iTunes. If you're in the UK, buy it from Amazon.uk or iTunes UK this week to propel it to Christmas Number One!
So, allow me to don my David Letterman glasses and gap-teeth and present you with The Top Twenty Reasons to Buy Muppets Bohemian Rhapsody...
20.) Beaker vs. Bobo
19.) Two words: Strangepork.
18.) For Queen and Country (or America and Sam)
17.) Because Christmas isn't Christmas without the Chef trying to kill a turkey.
16.) For the sheer fact that we can shorten it to "BoRhap" which just sounds cool. (And it sounds like Beauregard Rapping... and who DOESN'T want to see that?)
15.) Gonzo's just a poor boy...
14.) Don't you want Dr. Teeth to get paid tonIIIIIIght?
13.) It's lucky.
12.) Drummers drumming.
11.) Because MuppetsStudio will probably Tweet about it more.
10.) The guilt of knowing that if we don't buy, they will not let Bunsen go, Lew Zealand throw, Crazy Harry blow, and Fozzie joke.
9.) Seriously... just screencap any part of it and TRY to tell me you can't do it.
8.) To remind the music industry who's boss. (It's not Simon Cowell, by the way.)
7.) To make Animal's mama proud.
6.) And his dada.
5.) Everyone's doing it.
4.) It's awesome.
3.) Singing bunnies, monsters, prairie dogs, penguins, flowers, bananas, cacti, chickens, and rats. (Not necessarily in that order.)
2.) If we don't buy it, how will the Muppets be able to pay their electric bills? (C'mon, don't you think the Electric Mayhem uses up a lot of power?)
1.) Because you're a Muppet fan. What better reason than that do you need?
Now go forth, buy the song, make it ROCK the airwaves! And now you have twenty reasons to do so!
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier.