Nov 14, 2011
(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes: Statler and Waldorf
"I always dreamed we'd be back here."
"Those weren't dreams! Those were nightmares!"
~ Statler and Waldorf, The Muppets
"I guess that all's well, ends well."
"Doesn't matter to me, as long as it ends!"
~ Statler and Waldorf, The Great Muppet Caper
"Well, Waldorf, they made it to Broadway."
"Yes, and I already bought tickets."
"Are they good seats?"
"Sure are. They're on the next train out of town!"
~ Statler and Waldorf, The Muppets Take Manhattan
"Is breakfast over?"
"Because I think the bacon just ran out!"
~ Statler and Waldorf, Muppets From Space
"Every week, this show looks better to me."
"Every week, your eyesight gets worse!”
~ Statler and Waldorf, The Muppet Show, Episode 121
"Well, how do you like the film?"
"I've seen detergents leave a better film than this."
~ Statler and Waldorf, The Muppet Movie
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, email@example.com