I'm sure that most of you are going to see the film as soon as you possibly can, but if you can't decide if you should see it opening weekend or not, allow me, Matt Vogel, and Peter Linz to provide you some incentive. Details below:
SEE MUPPETS MOST WANTED OPENING WEEKEND AND SUBMIT YOUR TICKET STUBS FOR A CHANCE TO WIN PRIZES SIGNED BY MATT VOGEL AND/OR PETER LINZ!
If you see Muppets Most Wanted on Thursday, March 20, Friday, March 21, Saturday, March 22, or Sunday, March 23, submit photographic proof of your ticket stubs to firstname.lastname@example.org for a chance to win a prize signed by Muppet performers Matt Vogel (Constantine) and Peter Linz (Walter). Winners will be chosen at random by Ryan Dosier and announced on Monday, March 24th via Facebook and Twitter. Only one entry will be counted per person. Submitting ticket stubs more than once will not help your chances. Submitting more than one ticket stub does not help your chances. The winner will be decided completely at random.
So there you go, Muppet fans! A chance to win actual signed stuff from two of the most talented and nicest guys in the world. Go see Muppets Most Wanted opening weekend. Send us your ticket stubs. And above all, have a blast seeing the Muppets on the big screen again!
Huge, huge, heartfelt thanks to my incredible friends Matt Vogel and Peter Linz for their help with this--and a hundred other things.
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, email@example.com