LISA: Ryan is going to KILL you.
TBC: This was all YOUR doing! You posted it, not me! I was getting a manicure. Wait, I mean a pedicure. Okay, that's no better...
LISA: Oy. Quit dodging. I had a perfectly fine draft saved until YOU started editing. This is SO your fault.
TBC: Let's just keep quiet and hope nobody notices, shall we?
LISA: Right. Not a word. I won't tell Ryan if you don't.
TBC: Fine. I'll leave it out of my official report. On one condition ... Toe massage?
LISA: Ewww... How about I hire a masseuse?
TBC: I don't even LIKE mousse ... Fine. So long as it's chocolate, we'll call it a day.
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier