Ryan, have sent the questions as requested, but have made a few changes to them in order that we can really get to KNOW this person, rather than just asking them ridiculous trivia about some movie. ~ The British Correspondent (TBC)
(Note from Ryan: The pictures were already organized for my questions... so I'm not going to the trouble of finding new ones for TBC's.)
TBC (edit): Do you have a favourite colour M&M, or at least mutual respect for one?
Jason’s Masseuse: The red ones always taste best for me because red is color of passion.
TBC (edit): How many pairs of socks do you own?
Jason’s Masseuse: I am changing them every day with new socks but they are all my own.
TBC (edit): How do you feel about Burger King? Do you prefer it to McDonalds?
Jason’s Masseuse: I feel that Burger King are overrated, but grease from these burgers good for using in massage session sometime.
TBC (edit): What is your favourite thing about a BLT sandwich? The B, the L or the T?
Jason’s Masseuse: The Banana, Lettuce, and Tortilla Chip sandwich is always too weird for me, so instead I eat separately not with bread.
TBC (edit): How tall are you, exactly?
Jason’s Masseuse: I am exactly five feet and 2 inches.
TBC (edit): Which Friends character are you most similar to?
Jason’s Masseuse: I am most likened to Chandler from Friends because I am a massage therapist and his job is also a joke.
TBC (edit): If you had a pet goldfish, what would it be called?
Jason’s Masseuse: I name him Gunnbjörg.
TBC (edit): If you were a kind of animal, what would you be?
Jason’s Masseuse: I am a sealion because I eat many oily fish which help fingers to be smooth and oil-based.
TBC (edit): Which are cooler, vampires or waeewolves? (i.e. Team Edward or Team Jacob?)
Jason’s Masseuse: I am on Edward in the team because he look like he need a massage to ease out the tension in his strange smooth skins.
TBC (edit): What is your karaoke song? Is it Lady Gaga’s "Just Dance"?
Jason’s Masseuse: I always am singing to the karaoke song “Ve Vill Rock Vous” when I am massaging large clients.
TBC (edit): Who would win in a fight, Superman or Batman?
Jason’s Masseuse: I do not read any literature.
TBC (edit): If you changed your name to that of a celebrity, what would it be?
Jason’s Masseuse: My name be Julie Andrews if published in celebrity magazine. This remind me, you will be publishing this interview in large magazine for American readership, what will fee for me be?
TBC (edit): I’m hungry...do you fancy a sandwich?
Jason's Masseuse: No, no. Eating not do before massaging the puppet-induced tensions of Mister Jasons.
RYAN: Erm... yeah, thanks. I guess.
The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier