1 The Muppet Mindset: (Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes - Christmas Spotlight Part 1

Dec 12, 2011

(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes - Christmas Spotlight Part 1

Casey Daron - Hello everyone! Happy Holidays! For the next few weeks, I will be spotlighting holiday inspired quotes from various Muppet Christmas movies and specials. For our first week, I will be spotlighting possibly the best Christmas special ever, Muppet Family Christmas.  

"Look what I've got! Christmas cookies!"
"Who was that strange blue creature?"
"That my kind of fella!"
~ Janice, Cookie Monster, and Animal

"Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside!"
"It's not cold!"
"It IS cold!"
"Can I come in and warm up?"
"Okay, so it's cold." 
~ Kermit, Fozzie Bear, and the Snowman

"Peace on earth! Give me presents!" 
~ Animal

"And here's the guy I owe it all to--my inspiration, the one who got me into show business: Kermit."
"Oh, yeah, the lizard." 
~ Fozzie Bear and Emily "Ma" Bear

"I'm Bert."
"And I'm Ernie."
"Oh, hi there, I'm Doc."
"Doc? Did you know that Doc starts with D?"
"Yes, that's true." 
"And true starts with a T!"
"What's your point?"
"Where we come from, this is small talk." 
~ Bert, Ernie, and Doc

"They're all having a good time. I like it when they have a good time. Now, how about those dishes Sprocket? Come on, I'll wash and you dry, okay?"
~ Jim Henson

The Muppet Mindset by Ryan Dosier, ryguy102390@gmail.com


  1. "I don't care if the turkey said that the dog is the turkey, the dog is not the turkey, you turkey!"