Well, that's all about to change as Disney today announced that they are again rethemeing their incredibly popular "Star Tours" attraction to showcase the star power of one Angus McGonagle. Yes, the argyle gargoyle who gargles Gershwin is about to become a fixture of the Disney Parks! Only a little bit of information has surfaced with this exciting announcement, but we've found out just a few of the exciting scenes that will feature prominently in the ride:
- Dodge saliva bullets as you rocket past Angus McGonagle and Mark Hammil gargling
- Enjoy a relaxing flight as Angus croons "Springtime" in the background
- Defeat Dearth Nadir with the help of Angus and Gershwin's "Rhapsody in Blue"
- Knock the other, more talented acts off stage with relentless gargling of selections from "Porgy and Bess"
And really, what more needs to be said? Why bother indeed.
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