(Kind of) Weekly Muppet Quotes Spotlight: Scooter

Casey Daron - Hi Guys! Who is responsible for keeping the Muppet Show running? Who tells the guest star when they need to bee on stage? Scooter! Scooter, the nephew of theater owner J.P. Grosse, helps keep the Muppet Show running smoothly. Er, should I say smooth(ish)? Richard Hunt really shined with this character, showing his true personality. Oh, and remember, 15 seconds to curtain!

"Scooter, you're not doing an act on the show tonight."
"Gee... well, my uncle who owns the theater thought of this act."
"Tell us about the act you're doing on the show tonight."
~ Kermit the Frog and Scooter, The Muppet Show: Episode 101

"You are all NAKED!"
~ Scooter, The Muppets

"I'm learning to speak frog."
"Aw, he's so cute!"
"Well, that's his job. See, the rest of us got sick and tired of being cute, so we hired him to do it."
~ Bean Bunny, Frog, and Scooter, The Muppets at Walt Disney World

"Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon!"
"10-4. Bacon down! Bacon down!"
~ Gonzo and Scooter, It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie

"Shields and Yarnell. Fifteen seconds to curtain, Shields and Yarnell. Kermit's finally booked guest stars weirder than we are."
~ Scooter, The Muppet Show: Episode 403

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