"Well, if it isn’t the Sinclairs. What a delightful family you have, Earl."
"Oh, well, let me introduce them..."
"Not Interested! SIT DOWN!"
~ B.P. Richfield and Earl Sinclair, Dinosaurs: Episode 215
"The Wesayso company reminds you that we are not liable for loss of limb, loss of eye, or dismemberment of any kind due to you running around holding your kids' feet in the air like a bunch of morons."
~ B.P. Richfield, Dinosaurs: Episode 224
"The next one of you to say something asinine has to run against me."
"How asinine does it have to be, my captain?"
“Congratulations, Sinclair, you're nominated."
~ B.P. Richfield and Earl Sinclair, Dinosaurs: Episode 221
"SINCLAIR! I ought to kill you and your whole family, but I'd probably get in trouble with the union. As it is, there's only one thing I can do to you: you're fired, Sinclair, fired, fired, FIRED!"
~ B.P. Richfield, Dinosaurs: Episode 217
"I oughta tear off your head and play hacky sack!"
~ B.P. Richfield, Dinosaurs: Episode 302
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